Where is the home?
Put in the address, pick a day, and send it. That is the whole booking. Everything below this is a footnote.
What happens after you send it
We read it
There are two of us. One of us reads every request the same day it comes in — no call centre, no automated quote engine.
You get a price
We reply by email with a flat price for the clean you asked for, and the day and window we can do it. If something changes the price, we say why.
You say yes or no
A small deposit holds your spot on the schedule, no contract otherwise. If the price does not work, tell us and we will tell you what we can adjust.
We arrive
Both of us, with our own supplies and equipment. We text nothing you did not ask for and we lock up behind us.
What we actually do in your house
This is every room, every visit, unless you tell us to skip something. Deep cleans, move-outs and first-time visits add oven interiors, inside cabinets, baseboards and blinds — say so in the request and we will price it that way.
- Kitchen counters, sink and backsplash wiped down
- Outside of the fridge, oven, microwave and dishwasher
- Stovetop degreased, grates scrubbed
- Bathrooms: tub, shower glass, tile, toilet, sink, mirrors
- Beds made, linens changed if you leave them out
- Dusting — shelves, sills, frames, ceiling fans within reach
- All floors vacuumed, hard floors mopped
- Doorknobs, switches and handles disinfected
- Trash out, fresh liners
- A last walk-through of every room before we leave
The same two people, every time
Two cleaners. Not a crew.
You meet us once, then it’s always us. Two to four hours, most homes in Lancaster.
Just houses
Weekly, biweekly, monthly, or once before guests or a move. Houses only — that’s why we’re thorough.
If something’s wrong
Tell us within a day, we come back and fix it. No charge, no argument.
Finished means finished
A room is done when the counters are clear and dry, the floor has no grit in the corners, the glass has no streaks and nothing smells like the cleaner we used. We would rather spend the extra twenty minutes than leave you finding things.
Priced by the house, not the hour
Weekly or every other week, the same price each visit once we have seen the house. The most common choice and the cheapest per visit.
Priced on size and condition. Send the address and roughly how many bedrooms and baths, and you will have a number back the same day.
Adds ovens, cabinet interiors, baseboards and blinds. It takes us longer, so it costs more — we will tell you exactly how much before we book it.
We do not publish a single number because a three-bedroom that is cleaned every two weeks and a three-bedroom that has sat empty for a year are not the same job. Ask and you get a real figure, not a range.
One of the two of us replies by email the same day, with a price.
That is all that happens when you send this.